Every day’s a school day in Soapland. Here’s what learned from our fave shows this week:

Life swap

Stacey Solomon
Watch your back, Stacey! Gail’s after your job! (Credit: ITV)

Corrie’s Gail would be Stacey Solomon on the Loose Women panel because she’s “very perky”.

No two ways about it

Callum Stuart and Rainie in EastEnders
Stuart’s very particular about his breakfasts (credit: BBC)

According to EastEnders’ Stuart, there are two ways of doing things – the wrong way and the Highway.

Love birds

Jean and Daniel are ADORABLE. Getting it on with Jean is on Daniel’s bucket list. Tick that one off, Dan.

Jean and Daniel in EastEnders
Jean and Daniel are even cuter than Ballum. Don’t @ us. (Credit: BBC)

Girly swot

Karen and Sonia EastEnders
Karen’s as surprised as we are that Sonia’s the clever one (Credit: BBC)

Sonia’s the brains of the Branning family, according to Dot. She might change her mind when she finds out Son’s nicked a load of money from her.

Time flies

Nina and Roy in Coronation Street
They’re still playing, you know. (Credit: ITV)

Nina and Roy sat down to play chess. Meanwhile, Bernie went to spy on Kel, Gemma found out what she was up to, and went to find her, and they confronted him together. David was with Shona at the hospital, went home for the wedding album, took it back and showed it to her…and Nina and Roy were still playing chess. Is it a contender for the longest game in history?


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